Modus Operandai

I think we should establish the ground rules (not that I have many since I lack a moral compass) and I thought I would share my “modus operandi”.

Boys do what they can, men do what they want!

I live my life, my way;

1. Get paid, get laid.
2. I will not break the law, but I don’t care much for ethics.
3. I believe in excess, work hard, play harder, and always leave her wanting more.
4. Target a 7 out of 10 even if drunk to avoid waking up coyote ugly.

Remember even the smartest woman is dumb sometimes.

I’ll take;

• Fit over fat.
• Brunettes over blonds.
  
• A great ass over a great rack.

I associate with women for the following reasons;

• They talk to me because they think I’ll give them money.
• They talk to me because they think I’ll make them money.
• They talk to me because they know I will take them to within an inch of their life.

Now that we have the basics covered, let the games begin.

Andiamo!